vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

kikofficial:

ohlookdan:

god bless the elderly

(black)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

me peeing
me: shit son
me: sHIT
me: that water is barely yellow
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: i am hydrated as HELL
tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

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sashayed:

sashayed:

everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

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which college do u go to?
Anonymous

mydogsnokes:

chipotle