every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
"Lift me, human!"
I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’
when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends