How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

sexynarry:

"Dating deal-breakers?" aka Harry getting taken the completely wrong way and it’s the best thing that ever happened

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

officialunitedstates:

juggalo-prince:

officialunitedstates:

new rule.  if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly

i do not accept the chrages

Letter charge (27): $2.70
Word charge (6):    $6.00
Sentences (1):        $3.00
Typos (1):               $1.50
Tax (7.5%):             $0.99
Total:                    $14.19

stevebuscamy:

i’m on the bus with a girl who has an adam lambert blanket and i just keep seeing this

stevebuscamy:

i’m on the bus with a girl who has an adam lambert blanket and i just keep seeing this

guestuser341:

fight the system

guestuser341:

fight the system

strangebees:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

insert peanuts
rEMOVE CATTLE FROM STAGE??
duck>?

strangebees:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

insert peanuts

rEMOVE CATTLE FROM STAGE??

duck>?