roughness:

robert pattinson gives off a greasy haired apathetic rich lawyer’s son who doesnt give a fuk bout his money or his dad’s firm vibe n i gotta hop on it

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

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the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM




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he doesnt even know hes just so happy to be alive

he doesnt even know hes just so happy to be alive

me in the winter: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking freezing outside
me in the summer: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking hell outside

guy:

me on weekdays

17yr:

*dances & poses in front of mirror for 30 mins before taking a shower*

vinegod:

If you don’t sing with me you can’t be my girl by Christian Lemke

bitchyougood:

I would describe myself as glamirouse, mysteriouse, and a bit

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tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit